Funny Birthday Wishes

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age. Happy Birthday!

Don't feel bad when I compare you with wine,
The older the wine gets, the better it tastes,
Happy birthday dear!

Did someone gift you makeup on your Birthday? I think it's more for hiding your age than enhancing your beauty! Have a great year ahead, Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to you,
Let me confess something to you,
Sorry to say,
I forgot this day,
But, Facebook messaged me the date,
So thanks to Facebook,
Enjoy and have a nice day!

Happy birthday to you,
Where is the party all new,
Let there be cheer sound,
Oh sorry I started without you,
Lol..Happy birthday to you,
Have a lovely day!

I have some awesome advice to give you on your birthday,
Keep smiling the whole day today,
Because there won't be any teeth your next birthday,
Hahaha..Wish you a lovely birthday,
Have a nice day!

Since you are as sweet as wine, the older you grow, the better it is for us! Happy Birthday and have a phenomenal year ahead.

Hey happy birthday, ok so you are not fifty yet,
I will tell everyone that you are eighteen,
But, you have thirty two years of experience,
Have a great birthday enjoy!

Since today is your Birthday, we'll make sure that we behave well, dress in our very best and talk politely. As long as you'll give us cake, we'll do anything! Happy Birthday to you.

People say that love is the most important thing in life,
And you don't need anything else to survive
So, still are you expecting a gift from me?
My love is enough for you, right?
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

I hope I am the first one to wish you happy birthday,
Not because you would feel good,
Because I don't want others to feel superior,
Just kidding! Have an awesome day,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

Do you know what your actual age is?
Well you act like you are twenty five,
You tell me you are sixteen,
Sometimes you act like five,
So your total age is forty six,
Lol..just kidding,
Wish you a super birthday,
Have fun!

We know that you've grown up one more year, but don't worry, death won't come so soon! Happy Birthday!

While you grow old with each passing year, we also hope that you simultaneously grow up! How's that for a Birthday wish? Haha. Happy Birthday!

I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!

Age does not really matter in life, so what if you are old now,
Are you a cheese, no?
Are you wine, no?
Or are you a scotch!
Well, then why do you worry?
Smile and enjoy your birthday,
Happy birthday to you!

Wisdom has nothing to do with Age. If the latter precedes the former, then it's a disaster and if the former precedes the latter, it's annoying! May you get the right amount of wisdom with the right age. Happy Birthday!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.