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Age does not really matter in life, so what if you are old now,
Are you a cheese, no?
Are you wine, no?
Or are you a scotch!
Well, then why do you worry?
Smile and enjoy your birthday,
Happy birthday to you!
As this is another birthday,
I think get a bigger cake next time,
The candles should also fit on the cake right,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!
Birthday without cakes, candles, and balloons, is nothing. So, today be ready to get a chocolate facial because all the cream of your cake will be applied on your dear face. I will organise and complete the whole task with a little (or more) help from others. I was just hoping where will you take us for the treat! You know what? Being your best friend, I am appointing myself to do that honour. Just bestow me the opportunity to use your credit card. Then everything will go smoothly. So, Happy Birthday my dearest prank-star and I shall see you tonight.
Birthdays actually make you feel bright
Your mood lifts up with that light
The other day you have to suffer
When you are in a state of shock
That your birthday left you a year older
Haha..Think about it my dear
Wishing you a happiest birthday!
Did someone gift you makeup on your Birthday? I think it's more for hiding your age than enhancing your beauty! Have a great year ahead, Happy Birthday.
Do you even remember what your age was?
When you were small?
Like five or six, so multiply that by four now,
Oh! I just gave up your age right,
Wish you a lovely birthday,
Keep smiling!
Do you know as you get old on your birthday,
Four things will happen to you,
First is your memory loss,
And other things you would not remember because of memory loss,
Lol!
Wish you a lovely birthday,
Have a great day!
Do you know that every year on your birthday you get a little wiser?
So, why do you behave in such an insane manner?
Lol! Wishing you a super birthday,
Have a lovely day!
Do you know that wine tastes great when old?
Hey! So what if you are aging with time,
You will look good right,
Don't take it to your heart,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Keep smiling all day!
Do you know what your actual age is?
Well you act like you are twenty five,
You tell me you are sixteen,
Sometimes you act like five,
So your total age is forty six,
Lol..just kidding,
Wish you a super birthday,
Have fun!
Do you think you look the best?
I mean still look the best?
Have you seen the mirror?
Oh wait it cracked up right,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!
Don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday.
Don't feel bad when I compare you with wine,
The older the wine gets, the better it tastes,
Happy birthday dear!
Get the perfect dress, dress up like a princess. Those shiny shoes, let your hair loose. Just make the most of this day, just scream and shout 'Its my birthday!'
Growing old with every Birthday is just God's way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time. Happy Birthday! Have a great one.
Happiest birthday to you
May you smile all through
Though your face is not good
When you smile, you look so bad
It's better to smile my dear
Rather than looking so sad
I wish you well for this day
May you have an amazing day!
Happy birthday
Have a nice day
But, why did you get so many candles for yourself,
The cake is so small,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!